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The Uncanny Blowfish by Eryck Webb

This is the fourth “Christmas Commission” gift to self featuring a LOAH member: The Uncanny Blowfish! It is done by the drawing-machine Eryck Webb.

So, why “Uncanny”? Primarily, because the adjective has a longterm connection to the X-Men of course! Blowfish is a mutant. He’s the “one that doesn’t belong” in the crowd–the central narrative theme in the second LOAH story arc.

The rest of LOAH are actually water-based entities. Blowfish is a human mutation, a freak of nature to both aquakind and humankind, a bipolar specimen (literally). He’s both a vibrant extrovert as well as a brooding loner. Rules are optional when it comes to getting things done. He respects the law, but his heart is dedicated to the freedom of living creatures, even if it means facing the law itself.

That’s the kinda guy Blowfish is: the guy you wanna hug but are afraid too because of the retracting quills that spike out of his body when his adrenalin rises, or he feels threatened. Blowfish gets it too. He doesn’t try to get too close to people because he’s afraid of hurting them if he does. Instead, he finds some gnarly waves to ride and forget about the things “normal” people get too do… and then he goes and finds criminals to punch. Whatever works, right?

The Sensational Swordfish by Eryck Webb

Here’s the third of the Holiday Commission League of Aquatic Heroes set I gifted to myself this Christmas, done by restless artist Eryck Webb. Swordfish is a swashbuckling mermaid, how could I give her any other adjective other than “sensational”?

It’s not clear in the two webcomics arcs how she goes from having two legs to a fish tail, but the answer is attached to that sash around her waist. It’s likely the only design requirement for her wardrobe ever.

In my comic series Raven Nevermore (coming soon!), in issue #3, a ship captain who carries contraband on her ship is introduced. She goes by the name Captain Alakai. Some people call her Swordfish. Coincidence? No. It’s simply my way of sending a shout out to alternate timeline / alternate world concepts in comic book history. It’s fun times.

Fiendish Profiles: “The Chain Spider” by E.J. Tett

A frozen pig carcass hung from the ceiling, swinging from a chain. Light glinted off the tip of the hook that emerged from its trotters. Aranax pushed the slab of meat so that it swung back and forth, chain creaking. His own chains, four of them protruding from his back, moved around him like snakes, silent and graceful.

He moved past more hanging carcasses – a lamb, half a cow and something he couldn’t identify – as he approached his captive. The man was tied to a chair, ankles bound, hands together behind his back.

Aranax enjoyed the way the man’s eyes widened ever so slightly at his approach, the way his nostril flared and his muscles tensed.  He noticed the set of the man’s jaw, a determined grimace, trying, and failing, not to show his fear. A sheen of sweat glistened on the man’s brow, despite the cold of the chiller.

“What do you want?” the man asked.

“Nothing,” Aranax replied. One of his chains slunk towards the captive, the bladed edge brushed the man’s cheek.

The man jerked his head away. “Then let me go!”

“No.”

“You must want something! What is it? Money? I have money.”

Aranax chuckled: a low, throaty sound full of menace. “I am already getting paid far more than you could ever hope to give me.”

“What do you want?” the man growled again. He tugged at his bonds, causing the chair to jump a little.

I don’t want anything,” Aranax replied. “The man I work for wants you out of his way.”

“Why?”

Aranax heard footsteps so he drew back from the captive. He smiled. “Why don’t you ask him that yourself?”

Two pig carcasses swayed as Aranax’s employer moved them aside to step through. The man was tall, taller than Aranax, and lean, with dark, cropped hair and pale blue eyes. He wore a thick coat with a furred collar and leather gloves. When he laughed, his breath clouded in front of his lips.

“You!” the captive hissed.

“He recognises you, Mr Keller,” Aranax said.

“I expect he does,” Keller replied. “He’s sleeping with my wife, I imagine he’s seen my photo beside the bed.”

Aranax chuckled. “You would think that’d put him off.”

“You would, wouldn’t you?” Keller agreed.

The captive jerked his arms. “Let me go!” he demanded. “Does Maria know you’re doing this?”

“What do you think she would do if she did?” Keller asked. “Rescue you?”

“She’ll hate you when she finds out what you’re doing to me.”

Aranax doubted Keller’s wife would ever find out. He smirked and folded his arms across his chest.

Keller simply laughed. “She already hates me. Now then…” He turned to Aranax, slipped a hand inside his coat and pulled out a fat envelope. “Your fee. You’ll find it’s all there.”

“I know I will, Mr Keller,” Aranax replied, taking the envelope and stowing it away about his person. He knew that Keller was aware of what would happen if he dared to cross a kyton. He waited until his employer had walked away and he’d heard the chiller door close before he turned back to his victim. “Now where were we…”

In one swift movement, the man tilted his chair back, slammed his feet down, and freed his ankles before the chair legs crashed heavily to the floor again. He rose up, hands still attached behind him, and twisted, smashing the chair into Aranax and breaking it into pieces.

Aranax grunted in surprise, then watched as the man ran away, darting between slabs of meat as broken bits of chair skittered across the floor.

Aranax laughed and brushed splinters from his chest. “Why prolong the inevitable?” he called. “There is no escape.”

“Yeah?” the man called back. “I’m a chancer, can’t you tell?”

“I can tell,” Aranax replied, moving pig carcasses aside to clear his view. “Do you know what I am?”

He heard the scuff of the man’s feet on the floor, then his voice coming from a different direction. “A kyton.”  The word was almost a whisper, almost a gasp, full of fear.

Aranax knew where the man hid and with one small gesture, instructed all the chains in the room to pull back, so that he could see his prey.

“There you are,” Aranax said, smiling.

The man had his back pressed against the wall. His eyes were wide and his jaw set. “St-stay away,” he stuttered.

Chains creaked and chinked as they moved. Those that had no meat attached snaked towards the man, wrapping around his arms and legs as he screamed and thrashed. Aranax himself stood back a moment, watching, before he raised himself up on his own chains, stabbing the pointed tips into the floor as he walked, spider-like, towards his victim. He stopped, grabbed the man around the throat and pulled him close.

“A pity,” he said, “I thought you’d put up more of a fight.”

The man choked, clawed at Aranax’s arms with his fingers, his eyes started to roll back in his head.

Aranax relaxed his grip and let the meat chains hold the man instead. With a smile, his face became that of Mr Keller’s wife.

Metal links crossed the man’s face; chains cocooned his head until only his eyes were showing. He looked at Aranax, a brief flicker of hope, then his muffled voice said, “Maria?”

Aranax only made the chains squeeze harder.


“The Chain Spider” by E.J. Tett, art by Pablo Peppino; © 2012, XEI
Licensed under the Creative Commons License By-NC-SA

You CAN share and distribute this story;
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Beholder Series #17: Blueprint Magazine, “Queer Issue”, Nov 2011

In the November issue of Blueprint Magazine, the theme was “Queer”. I knew right away that I wanted to make the story in this month’s comic one that commented on alternative-partner-choice lifestyles.

Instead of depicting a relationship that would be easily correlated to a real-world partnership, I went in a completely “alien” direction… literally. I wanted to introduce concepts that (I believe) are at the core of alternative choice lifestyles. That core is one that represents the emotional bond between partners, the acceptance of one another as individuals, and the importance of happiness in one’s life.

Live and let live, I always say.

Read the “Queer” Issue on the Blueprint Magazine Website
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Fiendish Profiles: “The Black Cloak Assassin” by E.J. Tett

Paen’umbam had watched his target die and had mourned. Mourned not the death, but the fact that he had not been the killer. So, he waited for his second chance.

 * * *

Decades later, bishops removed the corpse from its original resting place in Ugola and moved it to Mircea. A country skilled in necromancy. A country so skilled in the old arts that the body, once animated, would be almost as good as new.

The corpse, one Bayard Chaput, had been a renowned knight when living. A hero. A cloaked warrior, capable of bringing down the most dangerous of fiends. He had died, not by the hand of an enemy, but from a tragic accident where his horse – the largest, most fierce of all destriers, threw him from the saddle. Bayard had broken his neck.

Paen’umbam retreated. He knew that heroes didn’t just die. He knew Bayard would be back, that somebody, somewhere, would bring the knight back. Paen was a babau assassin, his patience was unrivalled. He could wait.

* * *

The battle raged all night. Metal clashed against metal, men screamed and shouted and cursed. Blood, sweat and tears flowed freely. Clouds drifted across the sky and cloaked the moon and Paen watched as knights slaughtered knights across the battlefield. He slipped between warring bodies, silent and unseen, wrapped in darkness, and bent to take a taste of those already fallen. The flavour of human meat on his thin, dry tongue was something he relished. The flesh provided him not with sustenance, but with pleasure. He cared not which knight killed which knight so long as his own target survived.

Bayard was there, gore splattered and muddy. Paen could hear the knight roaring like a man possessed. Battle-crazed, dead eyes shining, his armour blood-flecked and dented. Bayard cut down everyone in his path.

He came too close. Paen smelled death and decay seeping from the knight’s every pore, he saw the grey pallor of the skin around the man’s eyes, saw his sunken cheeks and his crumbling fingernails. And he knew when Bayard spotted him.

Their eyes met, briefly. And then Paen was gone, teleporting away from the battle and slinking back into the darkness, gathering the night around himself like a cloak. He watched from a distance, hiding in the forest. Waiting.

* * *

Morning came. Paen watched men pick through the battlefield and head on into the forest. He trailed after them a while, thought about killing the stragglers and then decided against it, turning back to seek out Bayard.

The knight must be with the other army, heading back into the mountains to tell the townsfolk of his victory. Paen knew he could get there first – a simple teleportation to some shadowy place and lie in wait – but he wanted more than that. He didn’t want an easy kill. He wanted a hunt, a fight. A kill worthy of himself.

So he turned and headed back through the forest, thinking about Bayard Chaput and all the grisly ways he could end that man’s second life.

The sound of a twig snapping underfoot. Paen hissed and spun around in time to see a knight swinging a sword. The weapon skimmed the surface of his skin, slicing through the acid slime that protected him.

The knight gasped as the blade bubbled and melted. Paen laughed as the man, wide-eyed, foolishly threw the sword to the ground. Then he attacked, leaping forwards and sinking his teeth into the man’s face, pulling a chunk of flesh away from the cheekbone before tearing at it again, all the while the knight screaming, screaming…

Moving on, Paen left the corpse to rot in the forest.

* * *

The white cloak flapped at the knight’s heels as he strode through the town. From the shadows of the town-hall, Paen watched.

In taverns along the street, people revelled in their champions’ victory on the battlefield, laughing and singing and brawling nosily as humans had the habit of doing. Paen could smell ale and piss and vomit, could see men falling over one another and women clinging to each other’s arms.

The moon showed in the sky, though it was not quite dark, and as Paen watched, he saw Bayard stop and gaze upwards. Seeing his chance, he pulled the shadows around himself and then pushed the darkness outwards into the street, letting it surround the knight.

He rushed up silently behind his target, sunk his claws into the gaps in the knight’s armoured shoulders and spun the man around, ready to sink his teeth into flesh.

Bayard’s fist struck him in the jaw and sent him reeling backwards. Paen heard the sword being drawn from its scabbard and he ducked down as the blade passed over his head. As he straightened, the knight swung the sword again and this time he vanished in an explosion of darkness and reappeared at the man’s back.

Quickly, Bayard spun around but Paen lashed out, catching the knight across the face with his claws. He struck again before Bayard could recover, watching as spots of dark blood arced into the air.

A mailed fist hit his cheek, then Bayard thrust out with his sword. Paen felt the tip of the blade touch his rib cage and he curled his lip at the knight as the blade started to steam and melt. He looked into Bayard’s eyes and was surprised to see the knight smiling grimly.

With a hiss, he teleported away up onto the roof of the town hall, snatched at the flagpole and ripped it from its base. Darkness billowed around him like a cape; he disappeared and once more confronted Bayard.

The knight roared, struck out with his broken blade, and Paen thrust forwards with the splintered pole, finding a gap in the armour below the man’s abdomen. Breath and blood sprayed from the knight’s lips.

Paen pulled the pole out and then, as Bayard dropped to his knees, thrust it down into the soft flesh between his neck and breastplate.

A crowd had gathered to watch, the drunken revellers now quietly sober. Paen became aware of them as Bayard Chaput dropped dead at his feet. He lifted the body and teleported back to the rooftop.

With a grin, he bit off the knight’s ear and spat it down into the street.

His eyes narrowed and he said, “Resurrect that.”


“Black Cloak” by E.J. Tett, art by Pablo Peppino; © 2012, XEI
Licensed under the Creative Commons License By-NC-SA

You CAN share and distribute this story;
You CAN make “fan fiction” based on characters in this story;
You CAN NOT make profit off this work or any derivitive works;
You MUST use apply the same CC-License indicated above.

You MUST include the proper Attribution with ANY shared story:
“Written by E.J. Tett, © 2012, XEI, http://www.nunoxei.com”